Friday, February 19, 2010

Pedal Pushing

Once upon a time there was a princess called Paula. Paula fell in love with a prince called Booger Brains. It was a match made in heaven, until one day the prince told the princess that she was perfect except for one thing. The princess thought that this one thing must be major if it was to be a deal breaker. What could it possibly be?
She waited with baited breath for her one flaw to be revealed. The prince told her in the nicest way possible that she wasn't marriage material because...
"You don't like bike riding."
The princess at first thought maybe she heard wrong and laughed at his "joke". Only the prince wasn't joking. So with much confusion, a broken heart and a desire to visit her oracle (therapist) the princess walked off into the sunset alone.
As the moons came and went and time passes, the princess moves on and decides to run a marathon. With achilles tendons sore and hurting, the princess decides to change her training to give her tendons a break.
The training? A two hour BIKE RIDE!
Hmmm, maybe the princess is not the only one confused at this point?

(Note to self: if you see a prince called Booger Brains be sure to tell him to "get on his bike." Silly prince.)

2 comments:

  1. Sugar who the hell is this horses ASS that left you because you don't like bike riding? this is NOT someone worthy of you!!! Love & hugs!! Mere

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  2. Yes but it makes for a great story! :)

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