I just realised my blog is like one of my old friends who I haven't seen for so long and have so much to catch up on that I don't bother to call. It is too exhausting after all to work out where to start and what is most relevant or in fact if anything is relevant at all.
Yet here I am attempting to reignite this relationship.
Usually a good start is a glass of red wine, so feel free to start there and a second trick is to divulge something private to create intimacy: years ago, I went to my boyfriend's wedding while we were still going out and watched him marry someone else. That should do the trick.
Now that we are besties again I welcome you with a hug, another glass of wine and the promise of many drunken moments, stories of woe and how to stay single without even trying.
Welcome back BFF.
I have many more private tales to share with you but for now I have a wine headache and need to roll over and go to sleep...hmmm...could officially be "Step One" of how to stay single without even trying.
I see a book coming on...
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