Last night had a dream that Corey Feldman was my boyfriend. He was a good kisser.
He wasn't too happy that all I seemed to do was ask him about Corey Haim though, which was totally understandable given that Corey Haim really was my favourite. I can understand the jealousy.
He still looked exactly the same as he did in his films and hadn't aged at all. I realised that halfway through the dream I was only using him because he was famous (as was vaguely aware that it should have been Adrien Brody in the dream and this was distracting).
I was in such a dilemma as to how to continue the relationship under these conditions and then realised that I had something at my disposal anytime I needed to get in the mood.
I had shelves of 'Corey Porn'. 9 movies in all of everything "The Corey's" did together.
I didn't think it mattered which Corey got me excited and so Lost Boys was clearly a big winner. License to Drive was also up there.
Dream a little Dream was my favourite though and Corey F also seemed to approve, as he had bigger role and his whole Michael Jackson dance take off really seemed to get him going.
Seemed like it was all going to work really.
And that is the story of how I dreamed a little dream.
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